Girl: sorry sir u can't smoke hereCustomer: but i bought the cigarettes from your shop?Girl: we also sell condom. you can't start fucking here
ek baar ek teacher ek ladke se poochte hai batao iss duniya me sabse halki cheez kya hai..???ladka: ji LULLIteacher: wo kaise...???ladka: ji jo cheez sirf soochne pe khade ho jaye..usse halka aur kya hogado u remembre a song from film machis... "CHUNNI LEKE SOOTI THI KAMAAL LAGTII THI.."
Labels: Sexy Sms
sallo sirf chunni lege to kamal to lagegee naaJO MILA OORAT KO MILA BABAY MILA DABANA KO CHOOT MILI MARANA KO HONT MILA CHUMWANA KO TERE KO KIA MILA LUND JO SIRF HILANA KOBRA MAI KIA?BACHON KI GHIZA!BARON KA MAZA!SHALWAR MAICHADI!CHADI MAI KIA?5MINT KA MAZA 9 MAHINEY KI SAZA.....
Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant. Confused Banta: How the hell? Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
Labels: Sexy Sms
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