Sexy sms

Girl: sorry sir u can't smoke hereCustomer: but i bought the cigarettes from your shop?Girl: we also sell condom. you can't start fucking here

ek baar ek teacher ek ladke se poochte hai batao iss duniya me sabse halki cheez kya hai..???ladka: ji LULLIteacher: wo kaise...???ladka: ji jo cheez sirf soochne pe khade ho jaye..usse halka aur kya hogado u remembre a song from film machis... "CHUNNI LEKE SOOTI THI KAMAAL LAGTII THI.."

Sexy sms

sallo sirf chunni lege to kamal to lagegee naaJO MILA OORAT KO MILA BABAY MILA DABANA KO CHOOT MILI MARANA KO HONT MILA CHUMWANA KO TERE KO KIA MILA LUND JO SIRF HILANA KOBRA MAI KIA?BACHON KI GHIZA!BARON KA MAZA!SHALWAR MAICHADI!CHADI MAI KIA?5MINT KA MAZA 9 MAHINEY KI SAZA.....

Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant. Confused Banta: How the hell? Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.

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Insult Sms


1 .- kafi izzat hai apki, Ap k pas dimag he,Chalta nai wo alg bat he
Ap smart hen,Koi manta nai alg bt he
Ap ameer hen,Kanjus hen wo alg bt he
Ap shareef hen,Lagte nai wo alg bt he
Ap k pas cel fon he,Cal nai karte alg bt he
Ap smart hen,larki nhe pati wo alg bt he
kafi izzat hai apki,Koi karta nhe ye alg bat ha

Insult Sms


2 .- Wo bhi kia din thy Wo bhi kia din thy,

Jab tum jin thy,

Ab tum dio ho


Jinoon k bhi pio ho:.

Insult Sms


3 .- Kya Tumhain YAAD Hy? Kya Tumhain YAAD Hy?
Wo Raat
Wo Mulaqat
Wo Mera Israr
Wo Tera Inkar
AurPhir Baat2000 Rupay MainFinal Hone K BaadTUM Ne

"GuTTER" KiSafaai ki Thi..

Insult Sms

4 .- Bas Karo Ab Ko ko ko ko ko

Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
kokoKoKoKo KoKoKo....Bas Karo Ab"AANDA" dy b do,


5 .- YOU DUMBO, Sugar
iS
Sugar,
SaLT Is SaLt,
God
Made
YOU
DUMBO,
NotMY FauLt.




6 .- §omeone Asked Me §omeone Asked Me Abt Ur Age
Well I Said
The Way U Dress Up
U Look 19
Ur Sweetness Look 15
Ur Smile 16
Ur Face 17
So All In All
67 Years ;)




7 .- This iZ Not Fair! This iZ Not Fair!
How CouLD U Do This?
Didn't exPecT This From You!
Got a wHoLe ChanneL On Ur Name And Didn't TeL Even Me?
"AnIMaL Planet"




8 .- P R O B A B I L I T Y T H EP R O B A B I L I T Y
O F
S O M E O N E
W A T C H I N G~Y O U
I Z
P R O P O T I O N A L
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T OT H ES T U P I D I T Y
O F
UR"A C T I O N"



9 .- Read this msg ONLY Read this msg ONLY IF U R PREGNANT!








R u pregnant??
Nhi na?Then y u r reading this msg?Shoq to dekho amma bany ka:-P:-P



10 .- Kash 1 din ap asman Kash 1 din ap asman pr sojain
sitare apka bichona hon
chand apka takya ho
rat apki chadar ho
or subha suraj ek laat mare

''Uth posti apne ghar ja ker so"

Insult Sms

11 .- Jab mainay tum ko pheli >> Jab mainay tum ko pheli baar dekha khan sahab <<
Mere ©¬haiMere D¥Èst
>> To mujh ko qasam se apna mara huwa gadha yaad aa gaya...;-)




12 .- ''Every dog has a day' URhappy2day...
URsmart2day

URGlamour2day...
URLovely2day...

Why ??Why???

''Every dog has a day'



13 .- DESH ka Bacha DESH ka Bacha bacha beghar raha haiLarka zabrdasti Larkiyon ko kiss kr raha hai,
:
:
Itna kuch ho raha hai Or tu SmS parh raha hai hans mat Kuch karo.




14 .- Maine aaj kwab me Maine aaj kwab me apko1 naye roof me dekha
>>Jo hr insan k kaam aane wala,
>>Jo hr kisi ka bojh utane wala,
>>Jo hr waqt maar kane wale ek gadhe k roof me;-)




15 .- Zndagi me agr kch Zndagi me agr kch banna hokch hasil krna ho tu hmesha apne dimag ki sunoagr dimag se b koi jawab na aye toankhen band kr ksocho

kya mere pas dimag hy ;->

Insult Sms

16 .- Mere Khuwabon Mein Arz kya hy
Mere Khuwabon Mein Tum Roz Aaty Ho,
Hum Muskuraty Hain Tum Roth jaty Ho,
Tumhe Behlaty Hain To Tum Ithlaaty Ho,
Pyar Karen To Ghussa Dikhaty Ho OrKELA Cheen K Darakht Pe Char Jaty Ho... :p ;->



17 .- Meaning of days. Meaning of days.Sunday:itwarMonday:peerTuesday:mangalWednesday:budhThursday:jumeratFriday:jumaSaturday:hfta
Bewakuf itnay baray hogaye ho itna nhi malum




18 .- Lafz lafz Lafz lafz Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me,
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
kafi hain ya or likhon.? ;->




19 .- You are the sweetest You are the sweetest person in this world...
Yakin nahin ata!..
Suraj ki kasam..!!

Aaila!!
Oooooho!!

Andhera kaise hogaya...?



20 .- Phool, Phool, Phool, Phool Main Phool,Phool Jama Phool,Phool Daar Phool,Phool Hoon Phool.
Ab isko lafz 'PHOOL' k bagair parho.:-)



21 .- Do U Want 2 Listen Assalam Θ Alaikum!
Do U Want 2 Listen The Latest NEWS?
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Tu Radio §un Çhawala






22 .- AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe Na Pa SkO Tu........ ...



'LaNaT HaI Tm Pe' ;->

Insult Sms

23 .- KuTe AuR ShEr QuEsTiOn KuTe AuR ShEr MaI KiA FaRq HaI
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AnS : KuTtA Is WaQt sMs PaRh RaHa AuR ShEr PaR GuSa KaR RaHa HaI . .;->





24 .- Ek Bar AAP Muskura Do Phool Khil Kr Udaas Hy
Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hy
Ek Bar AAP Muskura Do
Q K
HUM Ko Dunya Ki
Sab Se



"KHOFNAAK"MUSKURAHATKi Talash Hy =P ;->




25 .- Sunday K Din Jhakas Mera DostSunday K Din JhakasNazar Ata He
Mera DostSunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He
Or Aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He




26 .- Aaj Sunday He.. Aaj Sunday He..
Koshis To Karo..
Kitne Din Hue Tumhe
Nahaye..
Plzz Meri KhatirKum Se Kum Aaj To Nahalo
Nahana Buri Baat Nahi [,"]

Insult Sms

27 .- Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai.......Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai........To Is Ma?n Gadhay Ki Kya Ghalti Hai



28 .- 1 Gadha ro ro kr girgira 1 Gadha ro ro kr girgira k iltija kr rha thaYa KHUDA mjhy perhny ki tofeq deWo lmhy qboliat k thay uski dua kbol huiAbMashaALLAHWo ye msg parh chuka hy :p



29 .- Karran Mein Nazara IWanadedicateaSong.SirforSirfAap kliye


"Karran MeinNazaraJaddon TeriTasvir da!Painda hayPulaikhaMenuKHUSRAY BASHIRda!"



30 .- Feeling SAD... ? Feeling SAD... ?

Then Imagine...

I am with U...


Now UHAPPY... ?

NO... ?


Chal phir DAFFA ho... !!:-)




31 .- Jee to chahta hai Jee to chahta hai k tujhy jan sy mardalon,,,,,Par kya karon govt ny jangli kuty k shikaar p pabandi laga raki hai Ha ha ha,...;-)

Insult Sms

32 .- the Waste of Nation! "Cricket" The Craze of Nation.
"Piano" The Pen of Nation.
"Lux" The Soap of Nation.
"Tapal" The Taste of Nation.

"U" are




the Waste of Nation!



33 .- kya Tum pagal ho? kya Tum pagal ho?..........
..........
........
.........Tum to waqae pagal ho. Msg padhte padhte yaha tak aagaye...!!





34 .- A B C D E F G H A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
AAPKO OOPER KYA KHAS CHEEZ NAZAR AA RAHI HAI?...AARAAM SE DEKH KAR BATANA...NAHI SAMAJH AA RAHA...CHALO MAIN BATATA HOO KYA CHEEZ KHAS HAI!....OPER ALPHABETS LIKHE HAIN. AGAR PADH LYA HOTA TO JAWAB K LYE ITNA NEECHE NAHI AANA PADTA;-)



35 .- If u knock at the door If u knock at the door of others u never know whether u'll b welcomed or nt.But if u knock at ur frend,he'll certainly welcome u n say"Bol bhikari kya chahiye"

Insult Sms

36 .- Oye ayesha ka kya bana? Oye ayesha ka kya bana?









99% stupids will not read this full sms? N wil reply (kaun ayesha?)
th3 cut3 d3vL;->



37 .- Hm ne Yeh Kbi Socha he na Hm ne Yeh Kbi Socha he na tha,khamara Dost


Itna

Great
Itna
Intelegent

Itna

Smart


Itna

Barra





Kanjoos he:-)







38 .- One Of D Intellignt Monkey One Of DIntelligntMonkeyMissingInZoo.!Its Name Is.. Is..Is..Is..Is..Is..Is..Is!Dont WorryIt Is Not U,BcozIt Is Intelligent




39 .- Aur "BEVKUF"
B@Nna Ho Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho
Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho
Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho
Aur "BEVKUF"
B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.





40 .- Sardi Ho Gayi hain? Sardi Ho Gayi hain?Haan
Naak Bhi Band Hai?Haan
Sir Bhi Fat Raha Hai?Haan Bah Haan!......To Ye Msg Padna Kya Zaruri Tha.... !!

Insult Sms

41 .- Hold ur breath......... Hold ur breath.............................................................Pagal marna hai kyachal sans le





42 .- Bachon ko "DARAANY" k liay Na dil "BEHLAANY"K liay...
Na ghar main "SAJAANY"K liay..
Bus AAP KI EK"TASVEER"Chahiay humain...
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.Bachon ko "DARAANY" k liay,




43 .- Intizar hy to bs IntizarIntizarintizar
naRAATka
naDINka
naSUBHAka
naSHAMka
naEK PEHERka
naDOPEHRka
naEska
naUska
Intizar hy to bsap kSudhar jany ka.





44 .- Some people have nice Some people have nice"EYES"Some people have nice"SMILE"Some people have nice"FACE"But u have !

Insult Sms

45 .- Ty kaka tu Nahanda fir v nai Punjab vich aena Pani ay,5 Darya,135 Nehran,1,76,250 nalkay,14,000 chhapparr,1,92,550 motoran,.....Ty kaka tu Nahanda fir v nai.






46 .- WAPDA ki be-ghairti hai... ye badalti ruteN
ye dubtay hue armaan
ye Thehri hui musafateN
ye jaltay diye
ye pighaltay hue badan
ye bujhti shameN
ye kuch aur nahi
sarasar WAPDA ki be-ghairti hai...



47 .- Recent Survey Report Recent Survey Report Se Pata Chala Hy . . .


K . . .


Pakistan Main99% Log . . .








Fuzool Sms Bary Gaur Aur Dhyan Se Parhte Hyn ... ;->






48 .- Scientific Question: Scientific Question:
How does blood reach Ur head?
Think?
So Simple?!
Liquid always flow towards
?EMPTY SPACE?.






49 .- ?AP YaqeEN KRain gE? ?AP YaqeEN KRain gE?Mainay Gitt?R BJAna s?Rf ek RaAT me seekha???BTANAY ki zaroOrat nahi??Hmain andaza h? gya Hai? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .;>

Insult Sms

50 .- I always ask God to give u I always ask God to give u what u Deserve,
not what u Desire?!!
pata hai kyun?
????????tera ki pata tu charas mang lain?..
K33p sMiliNgZz




51 .- You are very special 4 me? You are very special 4 me?
Therefore . . .
...................
i thought to admit you in school of special children . . . . :p ;->




52 .- ReAd This FAst . . ReAd This FAst . .
ChAiCoffee
ChAiCoffee
ChAiCoffee
ChAiCoffee
Ok!
!! Congrats!!!!
U r SeLected 2 Work At d RAiLwAy StAtion . . . . . . ;->




53 .- Dil se dillagi hum kia nhi Dil se dillagi hum kia nhi karte!
Ye dil hum hr kisi ko diya nhi karte!
Pasand agaya pagal pan tmhara!
Warna hr pagal ko hum sms kia nhi karte ;->





54 .- Bpki nazron se hum ghayal Bpki nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye.
Aapki smile ke hum kayal ho gaye.
Sms kya free hue aap jaise machar bhi shayar ho gaye..

Insult Sms``

55 .- VodaFone waLon ka Kutta Aj VodaFone waLon ka Kutta Aj Subah he chaL basa,
OrAb Woh Bandar se Ad karvana chahte hy,
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JAnx Tujhe Meri Dosti Ki Kasam Tuuuu nhe JayegA . . . :p ;->




56 .- ghoooor kya rahey ho? IDE-7418
FDD-5665
MIA-1987
LHB-2159
MNP-4848
SLO-6011
ghoooor kya rahey ho?Ye un gaarion k number hain jin par tum ne Subha KAPRA MARNA HAY




57 .- I Like Grapes I Like Grapes
B?coz Its Boneless.
& I Like U
B?coz U R Brainless
Ha.. Ha.. Ha..
Felt Bad?
Come?on Yar,
It?s Just A.......FactHa..Ha..Ha..




58 .- Kya Ap Paunchvi Pass Se Taiz Kya Ap Paunchvi Pass Se Taiz Hein . .
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