Girl: sorry sir u can't smoke hereCustomer: but i bought the cigarettes from your shop?Girl: we also sell condom. you can't start fucking here
ek baar ek teacher ek ladke se poochte hai batao iss duniya me sabse halki cheez kya hai..???ladka: ji LULLIteacher: wo kaise...???ladka: ji jo cheez sirf soochne pe khade ho jaye..usse halka aur kya hogado u remembre a song from film machis... "CHUNNI LEKE SOOTI THI KAMAAL LAGTII THI.."
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