Boss sms

1 .- Itne kam kapray pehan Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena



2 .- Tumne us larki ko 1st boss: Tumne us larki ko job Q nhi di?2nd boss:Yr wo boht bewakuf thi1st:Wo kese?2nd:Kuch nhi bs jb maine usay bethne k liye kaha to wo chair dhundne lgi.



3 .- wHt's uR Father nAme? Manager: wHt's uR Father nAme?
EmpLoyeE: "BijLI Deen"
Manager: TOo stRanger Name!!
EmplOyee: pEhLay tO UnKa naAM"Chirag dEen"ThA..Lekin jAb sE sCiENce nE tArKi kI HaI UnhOon nE Apna NaAM"BijLI DEen"Rakh Lia Hai.

Boss sms

4 .- Define a boss? Question: Define a boss?
Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month . . . . .



5 .- The true lines on the T-shirt The true lines on the T-shirt of an employee:
"I work only for MONEY. If you want loyalty, Hire a DOG."






9 .- Never trust a m@n who Never trust a m@n who says he is the boss at home.He probably lies abt other things too

Boss sms

6 .- I want a raise in my salary Employee: I want a raise in my salary, I am in demand and have two companies running after me!Boss: Oh! I am really impressed but which companies are they?Employee slowly: The electric and the telephone company!!




7 .- A young Boss said A young Boss said
"the great attraction in our job is that every day is a pay day "



8 .- Are You Free Sunday Boss: Hey Tina (His Secretary)
Are You Free Sunday Evening???
Tina: Yes Absoultely!!!
Boss: Good Then.....
Come Early To Office On Monaday Morning!!!

Boss sms

10 .- Arguing with Boss Morning note : Arguing with Boss is jst like wrestling with a cow in the mud. After sometime u realize that u r getting dirty & the cow is enjoying it.




11 .- aaj ap daftar se jaldi kese aa gae? Biwi shohar se: aaj ap daftar se jaldi kese aa gae?Shohr: achanak mere boss ko gusa aa gaya or bola jahanum mein jao,to me foran utha or tumhare pas chala aya.



12 .- Memom Boss 2 worker Memom Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saalMehnat se kam kai,Islie 5000 ka BonusCheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga??.;-)




13 .- Why did you leave your last Boss:(asking the applicant)Why did you leave your last job?Applicant:Illness.Boss:What was the trouble?Applicant:My boss was sick of me!




14 .- Ek Mulazam ne boss Se Ek Mulazam ne boss Se kaha:Agr ap NE meri pay na barhai to. . .?Boss(wid rude):to
Employe:to..To....Phir mA?N isi pay per guzara kroOn gA

Boss sms

15 .- ChOoSe a JoB Message From Boss to Employes
? ChOoSe a JoB
YoU lOvE
AnD
YoU wIlL nEvEr
HaVe t0 WoRk
A dAy



16 .- Ek Accha Mirror Leke Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De
Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha
Apka Chehra Diknewala Nhi Mila


17 .- Prayer Of An Employee : Prayer Of An Employee :
Dear God,
Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..
Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..
Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..
But Dearest God Don?t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power,I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.


18 .- Modern Employer? What is the definition of a Modern Employer?
Modern employeris the one who is looking for men between 25 and 30 with 40 years experience..!!




19 .- Tum Ne Kis Larki Ko Boss: Tum Ne Kis Larki Ko Secertry Ki Job Par Rakh Lia Usy To Gramar Hi Nahi Aati.Manager: Ap Ne Gramer Kaha Tha? Main Samjha GLAMOUR Kaha Hai.