Boys Vs Girl sms

1 .- 1 Aurat Ne Bare 1 Aurat Ne Bare Fakhar Se Kaha Kuda Ka Shukar Ha k Is Ne Mujhe Mard Nahe Banya Agr Mard Hoti Tou Phr Mujhe kisi Aurat Se Shadi Krni Parti.>



2 .- 'L I E' A B I L I T Y " " AG I R L ' SB E S TA S S E TI SH E R'L I E' A B I L I T Y "=P =D




3 .- A Woman Is Sitting A Woman Is Sitting aT A baR.
A mAn aPproaches Her.
He Said: Hi" Honey,Want A LittLe Company?
Woman Askd: wHy?
Do You Have One To seL?

Boys Vs Girl sms

4 .- Do u Love Me jUst He sAid. . .
Do u Love Me jUst Coz My Father Left Me a Fortune?
She sAid. . .
No stUpId,
I'd Love U No Matter Who Left U The Money..!!



5 .- "UPGRADE MSG" "UPGRADE MSG"
A Çouple Was §iting In Garden, §uddenly 2 Dogs §tart kissing Éach Θther
ßO¥:Janu Agr ßura Na Mano To Ma ß..
GÅL:Ok okPar §ambhal k Kutiya kahin kaat Na Le..Bo¥ SparkLe In hIs eYe & sAid: I'M SuRe Nahi kAtaY Gi,After sAyIng Dat hE StaRteD KiSs 2 gIrL. . .
HeY GiRLz aB BoLo, . . .DoNT Make LafrA Wid bOyZ.



6 .- Larki K Nakhry Larki K Nakhry
1 CallMe Aisi Larki Nai Hun2 CallSirf Msg KrnGi Bat Nai3 CallSirf Rat Ko Bat Ho Skti H4 Call1 Br Hi MiloGi5 CallSirf KISS Kr Skty Ho :p




7 .- Dentist ki beti boy frnd Dentist ki beti boy frnd se:aj kitna acha moqa tha tm mere dad se shadi ki bat ker skty thy
Lrka:Bs aj b mera hosla nhi hua khmoshi se 1 or dant nklwa kr agaya

Boys Vs Girl sms

8 .- How Do You Know How Do You KnowWhen A Woman Is About To Say Something Smart... ?.... .....She Starts Her Sentence With
''A Man Once Told Me''



9 .- GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR '' GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR aDvAnTaGe OvEr MaN ...
If ThEy CaN't GeT wHAt ThEy WaNtBy BeInG sMaRt,ThEy CaN gEt It By BeInG dUmB ... ''




10 .- To Be Happy With Golden Rule
To Be Happy With a Man, Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot. .
To Be Happy With a Woman, Love Her ALOT And DO NOT TRY To Understand Her. . ;->



11 .- Cheap attitude of girls Cheap attitude of girls:wen a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 mints,fwds dat to her frinds n then replies the boy."i dont like dat kind of sms ok?" :p ;->




12 .- Defination of Girl Defination of Girl:The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!!



13 .- When SHE cancels a date Always remember:When SHE cancels a date, it is because.."SHE HAS TO"
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because.."HE HAS TWO"

Boys Vs Girl sms

14 .- Dekh Ke Roop Tera Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana
Yaad Agaya Dadi AmmaKa Khil Khilana
Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani
Ab To Bas Kardo...

Ladko Ko Patana...



15 .- Diff B/W Boys&Girls. Diff B/W Boys&Girls.
Boys Always Misunderstand Frndship As Love.But Girls Always Misunderstnd Love As Frndship


16 .- Agr kIsI Chowk Agr kIsI Chowk
pErapKoLady TraficwarDenPasand aAJAYETOCHOWKK iRd GirdchkrLgainoR JAB7 chAkrporAy HojaintO UskahAth PakrainoR BolainbidhAi Ho BidhaiaJ sE Tum HohmARi Lugai. . .>


17 .- If A Boy Gives A If A Boy Gives A Luv Letter 2 A Girl
People Call Him "Loffer"
But If A Girl Gives A Letter 2 A Boy
They Call It "Offer"
Feel The Difference.




18 .- A Man Who Is Behind Golden Words.:
" A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,
Is More Safe Then
A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."




19 .- A poem by evry girl A poem by evry girl
Husbnd apna white hoLambi jski hight hoGhusy ka wo lite hoBody jiski tight hoJb saas se meri fight hoKahyBegam tum always rite ho...

Boys Vs Girl sms

20 .- 1 reaserch k 1 reaserch k mutabiq larkian larko se ziada mehnti hoti he.
Q k 100 me se 10 larkia naturaly khubsurat hoti hen
baqi apni mehnat se:-p



21 .- WEn Gal Quiet WEn Gal Quiet, Milion f Thngs R Runing In Hr Mind
WÉn Gal Nt Arguning, §he Thinkin Deep
WEn GaL §ay IM FYN Aftr Few §ec, §he Nt @All Fyn
WEn Gal Lays Θn Ur Çhest, §he Wishing U 2ß Herz 4eva
WEn GaL Çalz U Évrydy, §he §eekin 4Ur Atention
WEn GaL §M§ U Évrydy, §he Wants U2 Rply @lest1nce
WEn GaL §ay I LUV U, §he Mean It
WEn GaL §ay §he Çant Liv Widout U, §he Made Hr Mind Dat U R Hr Futur
WEn GaL §ay I MISS U, No Θne In Dis Wrld Çan Miss U MΘr Dan Hr



22 .- Zindagi mai 1 larki itni Zindagi mai 1 larki itni pyari lagius k hath ki daal b hamen nihari lagijane kia jado tha uski personality mai kmarried hone k bawajud hamen kunwari lagi ;->




23 .- A boy wantd 2 know the age A boy wantd 2 know the age of his girl friend. So he askdBoy: dear what's ur birth date?Girl:4th NovemberBoy which yearGirl:O JAN EVERY YEAR.



24 .- TwÈ Dangerous Weapons The TwÈ Dangerous Weapons In Da World Other Than Nuclear ßombs

1)A Girl's §mile
&
2)A Girl's Tear...:-D


25 .- Hmari G.f BolLi MilLay Hmari G.f BolLi MilLay gI TuMhAin Kis? tAb,
Pee K Dikhao K Jab 2 Litre Ki"7 UP"
HuM Ne kR diKhAyA,
To bOlLI
TiMe iZ UpTiMe iZ UP




26 .- if u help a gal if u help a gal when she is in problemshe will always remember u only............when she is in problem again..!!




27 .- LADKIYON KI KAHANI LADKIYON KI KAHANI
If v treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai":(If v dont she says "kitna akarta hai":(If v dress nicely she says "mujhe impress karna chahta hai":(If v dont she says "tasteless hai yaar":(If v argue with her she says "ziddi hai":(If v sit quietly she says "dumb hai":(If v act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her:(If she acts smarter she thinks its her right:(If v dont love her she says "is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai":(If v love her she says "peechhe hi pad gayaa hai":(If v break a promise she says "She does not trust u any more":(If she breaks she says " Main majboor thi":("ladkiyan re ladkiyan"bechare boys itna sab seh k b chup chap rehte ...!

Boys Vs Girl sms

28 .- Tum din main kitni bar Girl: Tum din main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
Boy: 30 sy 40 bar,
Girl; Kya tum pagal ho?
Boy; Nahi, main" Naaii " hon..




29 .- What Will a Guy Sing After What Will a Guy Sing AfterHe Gets Proposal From A Rich Girl . . . ??
..
..
..
..
..
..
Agar Tum Mil Jao Kamana Chorh Denge Hum . . . :p ;->



30 .- agr tm mjse shadi krna Girl:agr tm mjse shadi krna chaty ho to tme mere mumy papa ko khush krna hoga
Boy:han me kroga.mje kia krna hogame apni jan tk de skta hun.kaho.
Girl:tumhe hr hafte mumy ko 5kg ata dena hoga,aur papa ki gari me 5litre petrol dalwana hoga.
Boy:acha BAJI ami aba ko salam kehna



31 .- Do You Smoke Cigarettes? Girl: Do You Smoke Cigarettes?




Guy: What Else Can I Do With Them?



32 .- Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Girl: Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karein, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!
Boy : Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye.

Boys Vs Girl sms

33 .- Burey Aamal Burey Aamalki waja se, merne k baad,
kuch Mard (Men)

Bhootban jatey hai,
Lekin TamamAurten (women)

Merney k Baad b

Churailenhi rehti hai.



34 .- L?g Kehte He? L?g Kehte He?K----L?rki??ZiNDAGi H?ti He?-MAUT N?he..----M?gerW? LOGYe Ki?? Bh??l J?te He?K----Dh?k? BZiNDAGi Hi Deti H?-"MAUT" N?he..!



35 .- hamara husn dekh kr Larki: hamara husn dekh kr ye log machaltay hain. ye larkay hamay dekh kr keechar me q phisaltay hain?
larka: ye maana k larkay tumhe dekh kr phisaltay hain. magar ye bhi sach ha! k tumharay saal bhar k kharchay hum he say chaltay hain.



36 .- Pehle Ladkiya DUA Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen
Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage!
Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP
Kar Ke Soti Hain
Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.



37 .- They sAy It's crAzY They sAy It's crAzY bUt It's n0t
I wAnt y0u to kNow
I' ll bE sImpLe
Yet trUe
Hey , gIrL, I g0t a trUst oN y0u . . .



38 .- Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.Car Dilaon Ga.Gold ka Dher Lga Don Ga. Girl:Acha Ye Btao k Sham ko Park Ao Ge Boy:Han Agar Mama Ne Bus ka kiraya Dedia To!




39 .- Girl To Her Boy Friend Girl To Her Boy Friend: Darling ! U Know, Handsome Boy Alwayz Get Stupid Girlfriends ... !

Boy : Thanks For The Compliments, Darling ... :p :d

Boys Vs Girl sms

40 .- Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti
Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,
(Wa Wa)

Repet Once Again


Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai
"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,


41 .- Eating Rotten Fruit, Eating Rotten Fruit,
Sleeping Near Drainage,
Dog Biting Twice,
Travelling In Govt Bus..
R A Million Times Better Than
Believing A Girl! ;-)



42 .- N E V E R Allow N E V E R
AllowA Gal2 TalkToo Much 2u
Else,
LaterShe'llMake U
Talk



43 .- Public Awareness WhenPockets
Full Of
Money
Girls
Are
Many...

When
Pocket
Be Comes
Empty"

GirlsBecome420Public Awareness Pass To All Boys



44 .- Can I KISS Ur Hand.. Ultimate Power Of Kaliyug:
3rd Standard Boy:Can I KISS Ur Hand..?
3rd Std Girl: Y, Has Anything Hapened 2 My LIPS....!!?




45 .- You Are Crazy & She Said
"You Are Crazy"
& He Said
"Only For You"



46 .- love letters Boy:Me tumse shadi nai kar sakta isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere muje wapis karo!Girl:bari c basket samne rakhte hue)is mein se jo jo tmhare hn nikal lo




47 .- Shan stopd a girl Shan stopd a girl and askd with love:CHHANDA?!Girl fastly gave him Rs.50 and said:?YE chanda kisi masjid ka hai ya foUNDAtioN KA??





48 .- U r moST beautiful g?Rl in dis U r moST beautiful g?Rl in dis worLD. . . !I know,tum dil se aisa nahi smjhtay mgr munh sE kah rahay ho.NO..!Wrong..actually main aisa is Liay kah raha hoON k agr nA b kahoON to tum dil mE aisa s?cht? Raho gi. . . -;>

49.Why do GIRLS look beautifulis it real due to make up?...................All false....Girls l??k Beautiful bkzBoyz hve gud IMAGINATION

Boys Vs Girl sms

50 .- Kutta Dekh nahi sakta kia? Girl?s Attiudewhn boy dnt luk @ her
She says : ? Kutta Dekh nahi sakta kia?
&
Whn Boy luk @ Her
She Says: ? Dekh kese Kutto?n ki trha rha hy ;->



51 .- Do aurton ko 6 month ki saza Do aurton ko 6 month ki saza hoi,
in dono ko ek hi jail me rakha gya, wo masalsal 6 month tk apas me batain karti rahi
jb rahai mili to ek boli
aao behan is darakht ki chaaon me beath kr kuch batain kr lain is k bad toh hum ne bichrna jana hai na



52 .- Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hai
Larka Kharab Nahi Hota Larkia Kharab Karti Hai




53 .- Intrnational Survey se Intrnational Survey se iss bat ka pata chala hai k aurtain marte dam tak sath nahin chorhtien
.
.
MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA ;->





54 .- CAREER is LIGHT and GIRLS CAREER is LIGHT and GIRLS are like SHADOW!If u try 2 catch the SHADOW u?ll mis the LIGHT.
If u ignore them and walk 2wards d LIGHT the SHADOW follows U!!



55 .- Twenty Twenty khalne. . BoyMe 20 yrs ka honTum kitne ki ho?
Girl: Me b 20yrs ki hon
Boy: Phir chalen?
Girl: Kahan?Boy: Twenty Twenty khalne. . .



56 .- Bus stop pe larki ko dekh k Bus stop pe larki ko dekh k larka bola:Tu to meri jan hai,Tu mera iman hai,Larki ne sandle utari tou larka bola:Mein b Pakistan hun,Tu b Pakistan hai!


57 .- Agr mai kah?n mujhe B?yz : Agr mai kah?n mujhe tum se M?habat hai or meri yahi chahat hai tum kya kah? ge??
Girlz : Yahi baat agr tum ek Warid ka card snd kr k kehty to acha hota



58 .- I?ll climb tallest mount, Boy:I?ll climb tallest mount, swim d deepest ocean,walk on hot coal barefoot,jus 4 uGirl:So sweet! Can u cum 2 meet me?Boy:Not now, abi ami nikalne nai dengi!



59 .- I?ll climb tallest mount, Boy:I?ll climb tallest mount, swim d deepest ocean,walk on hot coal barefoot,jus 4 uGirl:So sweet! Can u cum 2 meet me?Boy:Not now, abi ami nikalne nai dengi!



60 .- Larka achanak larki ko Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta hai,Lafz tery geet mere ghazal koi sunaon kya?Larki,hath meray gal teray kan k nechai bajaun kya,?

Boys Vs Girl sms

61 .- Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips....
Ik Ye ...
.....99% Wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.




62 .- WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL: WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:Respect her,Honour her,Love her,Protect her,Care 4 her,Obey her,Sacrifice 4 her?.HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?Just smile once (gameover)



63 .- God made boys and then God made boys and then rested.
God made girls and then no one rested



64 .- Boys have fun Boys have fun
by teasing girls,
Then girls cryfor few minutes
Girls have fun
by loving boys
Then boys cry4 life time!
Funny but it is fact :-)


65 .- Night was dark, Night was dark,Moon was high.Boy stopd his bike,girl asked him y?He came close 2her,she felt shy.He went near her & told her 2 words
PETROL KHATAM!




66 .- kya tum meri salary mein Boyfriend : kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi..?
Girlfriend : Mein toh guzara kar lungi? par tumhara kya hoga..


67 .- Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadiJo boys rehty hain larkion k pas wohi hotay hain firstclasJo boys ko kehti hain bahiHoti hain wo harjaie




68 .- Boy in restaurant sees a girl Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?Girl(furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty!




69 .- Muskurana to har ladki ki ada Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.
Wah wah
gour farmaiye
muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,
use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->

Boys Vs Girl sms

70 .- What?s The Moral Of Movies What?s The Moral Of MoviesjanNATGANGSTERMURDERFANAATITANIC
Think
Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,Khaali LarkiyanBachti HaiBaaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)




71 .- Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar mujhe is bache ka no chahiyye.larka sharmaate hwe:aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya.Q hana hmmmmm.




72 .- But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl,
Peple Cal Him ?Lofer?
But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A
Boy Dey Cal It ?Offer?
Brought to You By
Ptcl ! Feel The Difference


73 .- Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Boy:Ye RateinYe HawaeinYe ChandniYe GhataeinYe NadiyaYe Kinare
Girl Interrupts Say:Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..




74 .- A Boy Was Following A Girl A Boy Was Following A Girl,Girl:Don?t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,Boy:Don?t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her?



75 .- agr me Margya to kia tm Boy:agr me Margya to kia tm dosri shadi krogi?Girl:Nhi me apni BEHAN k sath rehlungiGirl:or agr me margai to?Boy:To me b Tumhari BEHAN k sath rehlunga

Boys Vs Girl sms

76 .- On a cricket match.. On a cricket match..There was a girl..She painted pakstani flag on her face..A boy kissed her and said?.I LOVE PAKISTAN



77 .- The Real Problem Doesnt Experiencd Man Says:
?The Real Problem Doesnt
Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.
It Begins,
Whn She Turns
&
Looks Back At D Guy



78 .- Never Reject A Girl In Life Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz
A Good Girl Gives U
Happines N
Bad Girl Give U
Experience
Both R Essential In Life
So Enjoy Every
Girlfriend!




79 .- Why Do Gals Act Like Why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ????.....
.......Who Says They Are Acting?



80 .- Kash Me Agle Janam Girl : Kash Me Agle Janam
Me Mein Chand Banu..
Boy : Aur Me Chand Pe
Chadhne Wala Pehla Admi.

Boys Vs Girl sms

81 .- Kabhi ye mat socho tmhari Tip of the day?
Kabhi ye mat socho tmhari Girlfriend ne tumhen kitna romantic msg bheja hai.
Hamesha socho
usay kisny bheja hoga ..
Tht?s realty:-(




82 .- Kutti Kamini Confuse A Girl Speaks To A Boy
GIRL : O BHAIJAAN
Please?..
BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..
Ya To BHAI Bol
Ya JAAN Bol..




83 .- Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars. A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher-
Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.
They Are Good To See
And Feel,
Difficult To
Own And Maintain.




84 .- Girl?s Hrt Is Lke WATER, Girl?s Hrt Is Lke WATER,Boy?s Hrt Is Lke MOBILE
Either Water Falls On Mobile
(Or)
Mobile Fals In Water,
Watt Mobile Ki Lagegi




85 .- Boys Use The Word Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love
But
Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love
Same Word Bt Different ATTITUDE ?!!

Boys Vs Girl sms

86 .- A boy in love with a girl Newton 2nd law of ishq:
A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her
and
girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in to play and break the legs of the boy.



87 .- Musibat k wakt hamasha Larki:Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiyaLarka:Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->



88 .- Main tmy apna bana k Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.Girl: realy?Boy: yes.
After marrid boy left herwith in week,Grl: y u did?Boy: jan mainy kha thatmy apna bna k choro ga.


89 .- 15 minuts k bad wo train BOY:15 minuts k bad wo train ane wali he Jo muJhe tum se boht door le Jane wali he.kia tum apni zuban se koi esa lfz ada nhi kr skti Jis se muJhe umeed ki koi kiran nazar aye.GIRL:ye waal clock 30 minuts aage hai.




90 .- Co-education k side effects? Co-education k side effects?
Boy:tum se bichra tou ye ehsas huwa,ye ishq na hum ko raas huwa,mere dil ka satiyanaas huwa,humara daakh-la(addmission) tou aik sath huwa,per gazab k tere sath huwa,tu husn ki devi fail hui,mai dard ka mara pass huwa.
Girl:mai clas mei tum ko dekhti thi,din raat mei tera sochti thi,kitab ko jab mei uthati thi,teri yadon mei kho jati thi,par tuj ko na ehsas huwa,ye gazab tou mere sath huwa,mai pyar ki pyasi fail hui,tu jhoota aashiq pass huwa.