Insult Sms

1 .- kafi izzat hai apki, Ap k pas dimag he,Chalta nai wo alg bat he
Ap smart hen,Koi manta nai alg bt he
Ap ameer hen,Kanjus hen wo alg bt he
Ap shareef hen,Lagte nai wo alg bt he
Ap k pas cel fon he,Cal nai karte alg bt he
Ap smart hen,larki nhe pati wo alg bt he
kafi izzat hai apki,Koi karta nhe ye alg bat ha

Insult Sms

2 .- Wo bhi kia din thy Wo bhi kia din thy,

Jab tum jin thy,

Ab tum dio ho


Jinoon k bhi pio ho:.

Insult Sms

3 .- Kya Tumhain YAAD Hy? Kya Tumhain YAAD Hy?
Wo Raat
Wo Mulaqat
Wo Mera Israr
Wo Tera Inkar
AurPhir Baat2000 Rupay MainFinal Hone K BaadTUM Ne

"GuTTER" KiSafaai ki Thi..

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4 .- Bas Karo Ab Ko ko ko ko ko

Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
kokoKoKoKo KoKoKo....Bas Karo Ab"AANDA" dy b do,


5 .- YOU DUMBO, Sugar
iS
Sugar,
SaLT Is SaLt,
God
Made
YOU
DUMBO,
NotMY FauLt.




6 .- §omeone Asked Me §omeone Asked Me Abt Ur Age
Well I Said
The Way U Dress Up
U Look 19
Ur Sweetness Look 15
Ur Smile 16
Ur Face 17
So All In All
67 Years ;)




7 .- This iZ Not Fair! This iZ Not Fair!
How CouLD U Do This?
Didn't exPecT This From You!
Got a wHoLe ChanneL On Ur Name And Didn't TeL Even Me?
"AnIMaL Planet"




8 .- P R O B A B I L I T Y T H EP R O B A B I L I T Y
O F
S O M E O N E
W A T C H I N G~Y O U
I Z
P R O P O T I O N A L
-
T OT H ES T U P I D I T Y
O F
UR"A C T I O N"



9 .- Read this msg ONLY Read this msg ONLY IF U R PREGNANT!








R u pregnant??
Nhi na?Then y u r reading this msg?Shoq to dekho amma bany ka:-P:-P



10 .- Kash 1 din ap asman Kash 1 din ap asman pr sojain
sitare apka bichona hon
chand apka takya ho
rat apki chadar ho
or subha suraj ek laat mare

''Uth posti apne ghar ja ker so"

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11 .- Jab mainay tum ko pheli >> Jab mainay tum ko pheli baar dekha khan sahab <<
Mere ©¬haiMere D¥Èst
>> To mujh ko qasam se apna mara huwa gadha yaad aa gaya...;-)




12 .- ''Every dog has a day' URhappy2day...
URsmart2day

URGlamour2day...
URLovely2day...

Why ??Why???

''Every dog has a day'



13 .- DESH ka Bacha DESH ka Bacha bacha beghar raha haiLarka zabrdasti Larkiyon ko kiss kr raha hai,
:
:
Itna kuch ho raha hai Or tu SmS parh raha hai hans mat Kuch karo.




14 .- Maine aaj kwab me Maine aaj kwab me apko1 naye roof me dekha
>>Jo hr insan k kaam aane wala,
>>Jo hr kisi ka bojh utane wala,
>>Jo hr waqt maar kane wale ek gadhe k roof me;-)




15 .- Zndagi me agr kch Zndagi me agr kch banna hokch hasil krna ho tu hmesha apne dimag ki sunoagr dimag se b koi jawab na aye toankhen band kr ksocho

kya mere pas dimag hy ;->

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16 .- Mere Khuwabon Mein Arz kya hy
Mere Khuwabon Mein Tum Roz Aaty Ho,
Hum Muskuraty Hain Tum Roth jaty Ho,
Tumhe Behlaty Hain To Tum Ithlaaty Ho,
Pyar Karen To Ghussa Dikhaty Ho OrKELA Cheen K Darakht Pe Char Jaty Ho... :p ;->



17 .- Meaning of days. Meaning of days.Sunday:itwarMonday:peerTuesday:mangalWednesday:budhThursday:jumeratFriday:jumaSaturday:hfta
Bewakuf itnay baray hogaye ho itna nhi malum




18 .- Lafz lafz Lafz lafz Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me,
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
kafi hain ya or likhon.? ;->




19 .- You are the sweetest You are the sweetest person in this world...
Yakin nahin ata!..
Suraj ki kasam..!!

Aaila!!
Oooooho!!

Andhera kaise hogaya...?



20 .- Phool, Phool, Phool, Phool Main Phool,Phool Jama Phool,Phool Daar Phool,Phool Hoon Phool.
Ab isko lafz 'PHOOL' k bagair parho.:-)



21 .- Do U Want 2 Listen Assalam Θ Alaikum!
Do U Want 2 Listen The Latest NEWS?
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Tu Radio §un Çhawala






22 .- AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe Na Pa SkO Tu........ ...



'LaNaT HaI Tm Pe' ;->

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23 .- KuTe AuR ShEr QuEsTiOn KuTe AuR ShEr MaI KiA FaRq HaI
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AnS : KuTtA Is WaQt sMs PaRh RaHa AuR ShEr PaR GuSa KaR RaHa HaI . .;->





24 .- Ek Bar AAP Muskura Do Phool Khil Kr Udaas Hy
Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hy
Ek Bar AAP Muskura Do
Q K
HUM Ko Dunya Ki
Sab Se



"KHOFNAAK"MUSKURAHATKi Talash Hy =P ;->




25 .- Sunday K Din Jhakas Mera DostSunday K Din JhakasNazar Ata He
Mera DostSunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He
Or Aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He




26 .- Aaj Sunday He.. Aaj Sunday He..
Koshis To Karo..
Kitne Din Hue Tumhe
Nahaye..
Plzz Meri KhatirKum Se Kum Aaj To Nahalo
Nahana Buri Baat Nahi [,"]

Insult Sms

27 .- Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai.......Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai........To Is Ma?n Gadhay Ki Kya Ghalti Hai



28 .- 1 Gadha ro ro kr girgira 1 Gadha ro ro kr girgira k iltija kr rha thaYa KHUDA mjhy perhny ki tofeq deWo lmhy qboliat k thay uski dua kbol huiAbMashaALLAHWo ye msg parh chuka hy :p



29 .- Karran Mein Nazara IWanadedicateaSong.SirforSirfAap kliye


"Karran MeinNazaraJaddon TeriTasvir da!Painda hayPulaikhaMenuKHUSRAY BASHIRda!"



30 .- Feeling SAD... ? Feeling SAD... ?

Then Imagine...

I am with U...


Now UHAPPY... ?

NO... ?


Chal phir DAFFA ho... !!:-)




31 .- Jee to chahta hai Jee to chahta hai k tujhy jan sy mardalon,,,,,Par kya karon govt ny jangli kuty k shikaar p pabandi laga raki hai Ha ha ha,...;-)

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32 .- the Waste of Nation! "Cricket" The Craze of Nation.
"Piano" The Pen of Nation.
"Lux" The Soap of Nation.
"Tapal" The Taste of Nation.

"U" are




the Waste of Nation!



33 .- kya Tum pagal ho? kya Tum pagal ho?..........
..........
........
.........Tum to waqae pagal ho. Msg padhte padhte yaha tak aagaye...!!





34 .- A B C D E F G H A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
AAPKO OOPER KYA KHAS CHEEZ NAZAR AA RAHI HAI?...AARAAM SE DEKH KAR BATANA...NAHI SAMAJH AA RAHA...CHALO MAIN BATATA HOO KYA CHEEZ KHAS HAI!....OPER ALPHABETS LIKHE HAIN. AGAR PADH LYA HOTA TO JAWAB K LYE ITNA NEECHE NAHI AANA PADTA;-)



35 .- If u knock at the door If u knock at the door of others u never know whether u'll b welcomed or nt.But if u knock at ur frend,he'll certainly welcome u n say"Bol bhikari kya chahiye"

Insult Sms

36 .- Oye ayesha ka kya bana? Oye ayesha ka kya bana?









99% stupids will not read this full sms? N wil reply (kaun ayesha?)
th3 cut3 d3vL;->



37 .- Hm ne Yeh Kbi Socha he na Hm ne Yeh Kbi Socha he na tha,khamara Dost


Itna

Great
Itna
Intelegent

Itna

Smart


Itna

Barra





Kanjoos he:-)







38 .- One Of D Intellignt Monkey One Of DIntelligntMonkeyMissingInZoo.!Its Name Is.. Is..Is..Is..Is..Is..Is..Is!Dont WorryIt Is Not U,BcozIt Is Intelligent




39 .- Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho
Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho
Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho
Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.





40 .- Sardi Ho Gayi hain? Sardi Ho Gayi hain?Haan
Naak Bhi Band Hai?Haan
Sir Bhi Fat Raha Hai?Haan Bah Haan!......To Ye Msg Padna Kya Zaruri Tha.... !!

Insult Sms

41 .- Hold ur breath......... Hold ur breath.............................................................Pagal marna hai kyachal sans le





42 .- Bachon ko "DARAANY" k liay Na dil "BEHLAANY"K liay...
Na ghar main "SAJAANY"K liay..
Bus AAP KI EK"TASVEER"Chahiay humain...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.Bachon ko "DARAANY" k liay,




43 .- Intizar hy to bs IntizarIntizarintizar
naRAATka
naDINka
naSUBHAka
naSHAMka
naEK PEHERka
naDOPEHRka
naEska
naUska
Intizar hy to bsap kSudhar jany ka.





44 .- Some people have nice Some people have nice"EYES"Some people have nice"SMILE"Some people have nice"FACE"But u have !

Insult Sms

45 .- Ty kaka tu Nahanda fir v nai Punjab vich aena Pani ay,5 Darya,135 Nehran,1,76,250 nalkay,14,000 chhapparr,1,92,550 motoran,.....Ty kaka tu Nahanda fir v nai.






46 .- WAPDA ki be-ghairti hai... ye badalti ruteN
ye dubtay hue armaan
ye Thehri hui musafateN
ye jaltay diye
ye pighaltay hue badan
ye bujhti shameN
ye kuch aur nahi
sarasar WAPDA ki be-ghairti hai...



47 .- Recent Survey Report Recent Survey Report Se Pata Chala Hy . . .


K . . .


Pakistan Main99% Log . . .








Fuzool Sms Bary Gaur Aur Dhyan Se Parhte Hyn ... ;->






48 .- Scientific Question: Scientific Question:
How does blood reach Ur head?
Think?
So Simple?!
Liquid always flow towards
?EMPTY SPACE?.






49 .- ?AP YaqeEN KRain gE? ?AP YaqeEN KRain gE?Mainay Gitt?R BJAna s?Rf ek RaAT me seekha???BTANAY ki zaroOrat nahi??Hmain andaza h? gya Hai? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .;>

Insult Sms

50 .- I always ask God to give u I always ask God to give u what u Deserve,
not what u Desire?!!
pata hai kyun?
????????tera ki pata tu charas mang lain?..
K33p sMiliNgZz




51 .- You are very special 4 me? You are very special 4 me?
Therefore . . .
...................
i thought to admit you in school of special children . . . . :p ;->




52 .- ReAd This FAst . . ReAd This FAst . .
ChAiCoffee
ChAiCoffee
ChAiCoffee
ChAiCoffee
Ok!
!! Congrats!!!!
U r SeLected 2 Work At d RAiLwAy StAtion . . . . . . ;->




53 .- Dil se dillagi hum kia nhi Dil se dillagi hum kia nhi karte!
Ye dil hum hr kisi ko diya nhi karte!
Pasand agaya pagal pan tmhara!
Warna hr pagal ko hum sms kia nhi karte ;->





54 .- Bpki nazron se hum ghayal Bpki nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye.
Aapki smile ke hum kayal ho gaye.
Sms kya free hue aap jaise machar bhi shayar ho gaye..

Insult Sms``

55 .- VodaFone waLon ka Kutta Aj VodaFone waLon ka Kutta Aj Subah he chaL basa,
OrAb Woh Bandar se Ad karvana chahte hy,
.
.
JAnx Tujhe Meri Dosti Ki Kasam Tuuuu nhe JayegA . . . :p ;->




56 .- ghoooor kya rahey ho? IDE-7418
FDD-5665
MIA-1987
LHB-2159
MNP-4848
SLO-6011
ghoooor kya rahey ho?Ye un gaarion k number hain jin par tum ne Subha KAPRA MARNA HAY




57 .- I Like Grapes I Like Grapes
B?coz Its Boneless.
& I Like U
B?coz U R Brainless
Ha.. Ha.. Ha..
Felt Bad?
Come?on Yar,
It?s Just A.......FactHa..Ha..Ha..




58 .- Kya Ap Paunchvi Pass Se Taiz Kya Ap Paunchvi Pass Se Taiz Hein . .
Loading . .
Please Wait . .
While We Retrive Your Data
Result :->
Sorry, Nursary FaiL..

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59 .- If somebody comes n If somebody comes nTell u,That you Are FOOL,Don?t Be Afraid,Goto himCatch his NeckAnd Tell him
-
-
--
-
---?kisi hor noo na dassi?;-):-o;-)





60 .- Main jaanta hoon k aap ne Main jaanta hoon k aap ne kisi ladki k saath chakkar nahin chalaya.Kisi bi ladki ne aap ko nahin apnaya.Jaante ho QQ k
Q k
Q k
Q k
Q k
Q kUn ladkiyo me koi andhi nahin ti.



61 .- In PAK Survey Was Done That In PAK Survey Was Done That,How Many Girls Want To Make Friendship With
Me . .
Survey Report
5 % Says = YES
0 % Says = NO
And . .
95 % says = Hamara Ye sms Parhne Wala Bhai Ijazat Nahi Day Gaa . . . . . . . . ;->




62 .- Call rates ab Dimag k size k NAYE OFFER!
Call rates ab Dimag k size k hisab se hon gey
Jitna chota Dimag utney kam call rates.
CongrateS!
Aap FREE CALLS k liye chuney gaye ho?!!!



63 .- Kal shab dekha khowab mene Kal shab dekha khowab mene sotay me..
Kal shab dekha khwob mene sotay me..
Kisi kutty ko mar dia?PATHAR? tumhare dhoke mai??^??;-)




64 .- Hi, How r u? Hi, How r u?Are u free Tomorrow?Can u come to me, Bcoz Tomorow we r Opening a New
?MENTAL HOSPITAL?Admission Free, Special offer 4 u? ;->


65 .- After KAL HO NA HO After KAL HO NA HOKaran Johr is producing a new film&searching 4 a new talent.I gave him ur addres & photobcoz name of the movie isRang HO NA HO.




66 .- Ji kia ha? Ji kia ha?
Kia chahiya?
Message parhana chahtay ho?
Gadhay yai message hi to hai???



67 .- Aye kassssssh! Aye kassssssh!...K tum?........................
Marasi hotay to ma tum ko apni shadi pr Dhol bajanay k liye bulata

Insult Sms

68 .- no matter how bad you r, REMEMBER: no matter how bad you r,....You are nt totally useless?...You can still be used
as a ?BAD EXAMPLE



69 .- Meray piyarey Doost! Meray piyarey Doost! Ye tum?
Paglon ki tarah kya dhoond rahey ho?





70 .- 1 bar 1 larhki akeli ja rahi thi 1 bar 1 larhki akeli ja rahi thi1 larhka samne se ayaDono bilkul pas agayeLarhka side pe ho giyaLarhki chali gaiMoral: Sab tumhari tarah kaminay nahi hote




71 .- Injurious to Kidney. Brandy+Water= Injurious to Kidney.Rum+Water= Injurious to Liver.Whisky+Water= Injurious to Heart.Gin+Water= Injurious to Brain.So be careful & avoid Water.




72 .- HELLO SO RAHE HO KYA ????? HELLO SO RAHE HO KYA ?????
KYUNKI KISI NE MUJHSE KAHA K PAGALON KO NEEND NAHI AATI
SO MAIN NE SOCHA TUME CHK HI KAR LOON




73 .- Kal 125 logon ko Kal 125 logon kobewakoof banaya
Kaise?..........niche deakho................BusAese hi banayaab 126 ho ge hain :-)







74 .- Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Congratulation!
Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay
Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha
Film ka Naam ha,
?Begarat Zameen Par?






75 .- Hoshiar rehna Hoshiar rehnaKoi kuch b khanay k lye de 2 mut khanaIdhar udhar nigah rakhnaKyun kKyun kCity govt ne
Kutta maar mohim shru kr di hai??????.;->

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76 .- EK sArdAr ShEr..! EK sArdAr ShEr..!
Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye
Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye
Kuch tere jaise yaar huyE
Baki sab sARdaR huye




77 .- Aey asman k chand taron Arz kiya hai..
Aey asman k chand taron (wah wah)
aye asman k chand taron (wah Wah)
zara is sms parhne wale ko laat to maroab bolo wah wah!




78 .- Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi use pasand karte ho,Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai,Jab bhi tum uski gali main jaate ho,To woh BHONK-BHONK kar apna Pyaar jatati hai





79 .- Merey Marney Ki Ik Waja Tu Merey Marney Ki Ik Waja Tu Ho Ghee,Merey Marney Ki Ik Waja Tu Ho Ghee,.........Chal Tu Mar Ja Ta K Waja Hee Khatam Ho Jaye . . . . . . . . <"-">





80 .- Cheel Uri.. Cheel Uri..
Kaw_wa Ura..
Maina Uri..
Gadha Ura..
Ooopppps
Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya . . . . :->



81 .- ArE u FrEe NoW ArE u FrEe NoWShAlL i CaLl u ?......
........AiSe hI kUtTaY kI aWaZ sUn?Ne Ka DiL ChAh rHa Hy
sNd DiS mSg tO uR fRnD n C d RpLy wEtHeR He ReAd cMpLtE Or Nt




82 .- 21st Century Is Truly 21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:Communication: WIRELESSCooking:FIRELESSYouth:JOBLESSThis Msg: MEANINGLESSSender:PRICELESSReader:USELESS

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83 .- Agar Tum Pakistani Cricket Agar Tum Pakistani Cricket Team K Coach Ban Jao To Phir Kya Ho Gha?
Saarey Player Darakhton Pe Chard Kar Khelein Ghey
Bandar Coach Ho Gha To Yehi Ho Gha Na




84 .- Life Was Lonely, Life Was Lonely,No One Was There.I Had No Frend.& Then U Came Into My Life,
I Realised,
Dat
ALONE WAS BETTER





85 .- Someone asked me about ur Someone asked me about ur age
Wel i said
The way ur dress up u look 19
Ur sweetnes look 15
Ur smile 17
Ur face 16
So all in all
67 years




86 .- Chaddi?s Available At BlueBlackRedPinkGreenPurpleVioletBrownOrangeSelect Ur Color
Chaddi?s Available AtBIG BAZAR At Half RateHurry.Change Now? !!




87 .- Always Don?t Depend On Always Don?t Depend On
My Thoughts,
Try To Think Of Ur
Own Sometimes!!
Useless Fellow



88 .- Logo se door rehna TUM
.
.
Sache
.
.
.Pyare
.
.
.Imandar
.
.
.
Samajdar.
.
.
.Aqalmand
.
.
.
Shareef
.
Logo se door rehnawarna wo bi ?Biggar? jayenge.




89 .- ?AQAL? kyA hoti hai? ?AQAL?kyA hoti hai?
Asman ne kaha:Buhat Buland hoti hai,Sagar ne kaha:Buhat Gehri hoti hai,
AAP ne kaha:-
Hain. . . . . . .
Woh kya hoti hai? =)





90 .- I M Lamp I M LampU R Light
I M cOk3U R Sprite
I M SawanU R Badal
I M NormalUr
Also NormalKya Yaar!
Tum Khud Per Hamesha Shak Krtay Ho?




91 .- Kia ankhain kia surat kia Kia ankhain kia surat kia chehra apnepaya haijaise peeple kdrakht se bhoot uter aya hy????bura laga?????koi bat nai, wapis drakht par charh jao

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92 .- Dosti K Chaman Me 1 phool Dosti K Chaman Me 1 phool Sa Khila Hy,Jo Mujhe Apki Surat Me Mila Hy,ALLAH Ka Jitna Shukar Ada Kia Jaye Kam Hy,K Mre Gunaho Ka Sila isi Dunia Me Mla Ha;-)




93 .- Chand ki AAN ho tum, Chand ki AAN ho tum,Sitaro ki SHAAN ho tum,Phoolon ka ARMAN ho tum,Kudrat ka INAAM ho tum,Par sab se pehleDuniya ki sari larkiyon k
?BHAI JAN?
ho tum.




94 .- Are U Twin Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
Tiny Eyes &Rosy Tongue.
Actually I Ws Pointin Out
D Similarities B/W U & VODAFONE Dog
It?s Great !!
Are U Twin




95 .- Shikwa Naheen Kissi Sey Shikwa Naheen Kissi Sey Kissi Sey Ghilla Naheen,.....
........Mental Hospital Walon Ko Tu Ab Tak Milla Naheen




96 .- MAD bole to Har Laal Rang RED Nahi Hota,Har Murda DEAD Nahi Hota,Kaise Kahun Pr Sach Hai,Har Koi Aapki Tarah MAD Nahi Hota.
MAD bole to
M-MostA-AttractiveD-Dost :->



97 .- guess ye kya hy? ? ? ?? ??guess ye kya hy?
Nahi pata chala
try to karo
nahi?
Fail?
Ok Ye Tumhare screws hy Jo tumhare dimag se gir gae ise tight krlo..



98 .- Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe TheLakin Mai Nhi BhagaPata Hai Kyu?
Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha

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99 .- Aap to pihr aap hae aap ki Aap to pihr aap hae aap ki key bat hae jahan jate hen cha jate hen jahan rokte hen sab slam karte hen jahan sawal karte hen log bolte hen
Maf karo baba



100 .- Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand hai,
Aap jab bhi koi sms karte hain,
to dil se karte hain,
kyun k.
.
.
.
Dimagh to aap k paas hai hi nahi?



101 .- O?Ghareeb Insaan O?Ghareeb InsaanO?Kanjoos InsaanO?Pathar Dil InsaanO?Pagal Insaan.??
Is sMs Me Mainay Aapko Insaan Kaha Hai, Agar Aapko Bura Laga Ho To Sorry . . . :->




102 .- Aeroplane aa raha hai. Aeroplane aa raha hai......Dekho........Dekho naa.............
Chala b gaya pagal upar dekhna chahyie tha mobile mai aata hai kya?



103 .- The rain makes all things The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2,If rain makes all things beautiful,Why doesn?t it rain on you?




104 .- Press down again Press down againagain..please once more sorry again 6 times moreOh! Again 1 Time again don?t u have any job?