21.A group of college students knew they had a quiz on Monday, so on Friday they decided to go party and come back to study on Sunday. Well, they where having so much fun that they called their professor and said they had a flat tire and couldn't be back until Monday night.. the professor said ok, and they decided to go home Monday, study and take the test Tuesday. So they came back and studied but little did they know the professor was onto them. He put them all into seperate rooms and they took their tests, but the last question was a bonus question worth 50% of the grade..the question? : Which tire????
22.Twas the night before exam week, and all through the dorms, not a student was studying, this was usually the norm. Kegs in the kitchen, jello shots in the hall--thanks to the liquor, it was a late night for all. Passed out all around, the kids all slept tight. When they woke up the next day, they thought, 'Man, whatta night!' We are to hung-over to study they shouted with cheer. So forget the exams and bring on the beer!
23.Finals are like boys... 1. they're hard to understand 2. you might get the urge to cheat on them 3. some are harder than others 4. they put pressure on you to perform well 5. they were created to make our lives hell 6. you can work for hours and still get no satisfaction 7. some take longer to finish than others 8. you always have 3 or 4 at a time 9. some aren't as big as you had expected 10. they're much easier to do when you're drunk because you just don't care
24.I'm not going to cheat on the test tommorow, i'm simply going to study during it.
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