Exam sms

17.Burraaah...... chak diye Fatte
Sara syllabus padh liya...
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...


18.F.I.N.A.L.S. F: F**k I: I N: Never A: Actually L: Learned S: Shit

19.A professor was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrows final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family members death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the prof glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write".


20.Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING.....i don't think that was an accident!