Boys Vs Girl sms

28 .- Tum din main kitni bar Girl: Tum din main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
Boy: 30 sy 40 bar,
Girl; Kya tum pagal ho?
Boy; Nahi, main" Naaii " hon..




29 .- What Will a Guy Sing After What Will a Guy Sing AfterHe Gets Proposal From A Rich Girl . . . ??
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Agar Tum Mil Jao Kamana Chorh Denge Hum . . . :p ;->



30 .- agr tm mjse shadi krna Girl:agr tm mjse shadi krna chaty ho to tme mere mumy papa ko khush krna hoga
Boy:han me kroga.mje kia krna hogame apni jan tk de skta hun.kaho.
Girl:tumhe hr hafte mumy ko 5kg ata dena hoga,aur papa ki gari me 5litre petrol dalwana hoga.
Boy:acha BAJI ami aba ko salam kehna



31 .- Do You Smoke Cigarettes? Girl: Do You Smoke Cigarettes?




Guy: What Else Can I Do With Them?



32 .- Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Girl: Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karein, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!
Boy : Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye.