Boys Vs Girl sms

61 .- Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips....
Ik Ye ...
.....99% Wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.




62 .- WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL: WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:Respect her,Honour her,Love her,Protect her,Care 4 her,Obey her,Sacrifice 4 her?.HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?Just smile once (gameover)



63 .- God made boys and then God made boys and then rested.
God made girls and then no one rested



64 .- Boys have fun Boys have fun
by teasing girls,
Then girls cryfor few minutes
Girls have fun
by loving boys
Then boys cry4 life time!
Funny but it is fact :-)


65 .- Night was dark, Night was dark,Moon was high.Boy stopd his bike,girl asked him y?He came close 2her,she felt shy.He went near her & told her 2 words
PETROL KHATAM!




66 .- kya tum meri salary mein Boyfriend : kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi..?
Girlfriend : Mein toh guzara kar lungi? par tumhara kya hoga..


67 .- Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadiJo boys rehty hain larkion k pas wohi hotay hain firstclasJo boys ko kehti hain bahiHoti hain wo harjaie




68 .- Boy in restaurant sees a girl Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?Girl(furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty!




69 .- Muskurana to har ladki ki ada Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.
Wah wah
gour farmaiye
muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,
use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->