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105 .- Jtni chahat se tumhen dekha hai, Jtni chahat se tumhen dekha hai,Itni chahat se kuchh aur nhin dekha,Dekhne do apne chehre ko ji bhar k hamen,Muddat hui in ankhon ne koi BEGHARAT nhin dekha.





106 .- Hitler bhi Chala Gaya, Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,Saddam bhi Pakda gaya,Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi,Tum bhi Dekhte nahi....Lagta hai dharti per ache din agaye..





107 .- pani piyo,piyo aur piyo fanta piyo,pepsi piyo,marinda piyocoke piyo,dew piyo,pani piyo,piyo aur piyokiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main



108 .- Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? 2 pyaz,3 lahsun,5 gm zeera,3 kali mirch,2 spoon namak,4 spoon oil,1 cup waterAur thoda sa hara dhaniya.Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?.......Tumhain ullu!




109 .- "DUM"b nikal ai ho :) Zindagi megadhe ki tarahkaam karte karteJab kabhi 2 pal koSaans lene ko rukoTo peeche mur kZaroor dekhna
Kya pata
"DUM"b nikal ai ho :)



110 .- Itni masoomiat kahan se Itni masoomiat kahan se latey ho?itna acha kese muskaratey ho?bachapan se hi kaminey ho ya shakal esi banatey ho...



111 .- Life is like a movie Lifeislike AMoviewenU rHappy"Its COMEDY"wenU rSad"Its DRAMA"wenU gotEnemyIts ACTION& whenUfaceMirror,, ,,(?)(?)( <. .> )"Its HORROR"




112 .- Yeh sub bi ban jana laikin Dil k mehman ban jao
Ankhon ka arman ban jaoHonton ki muskan ban jao
Yeh sub bi ban janaLekin

Pehlay zara

Insaan ban jao.K33P SMiLiNG KArAchi RoC