latest sms

• Maine kaha "Dil Ruba" 
  Usne kaha balance bhijwa
  Maine kaha "Paise Nahi" 
  Usne kaha "Kaise nahi" 
  Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
  Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha
  
  
• HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
  PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
  YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI , 
  JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
  
  
  
  boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay noman 
  
  Newtons First Law of ishq
  the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
  
• to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals
  
• Newtons 2nd law of ishq
  the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
  directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
  the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
  bank balance. 
  
  
• Newtons First Law of Ishq
  
• a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
  in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
  any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
  
• break the legs of the boy.
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• Newtons Law of Romance
  LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
  IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
  
• ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...
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   itne choti nhi dosti apni,
  kaise soch liya k keenara a gieya
  ho gai mobile main roshni,
  aur sms humara a gieya.
  
  4 roses just for you,bcoz u r special person.
  1st rose for frdship,
  2nd rose for good luck,
  3rd rose for happiness
  aur last kaan ke upper lagana mast lagega.