Boss sms

1 .- Itne kam kapray pehan Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena



2 .- Tumne us larki ko 1st boss: Tumne us larki ko job Q nhi di?2nd boss:Yr wo boht bewakuf thi1st:Wo kese?2nd:Kuch nhi bs jb maine usay bethne k liye kaha to wo chair dhundne lgi.



3 .- wHt's uR Father nAme? Manager: wHt's uR Father nAme?
EmpLoyeE: "BijLI Deen"
Manager: TOo stRanger Name!!
EmplOyee: pEhLay tO UnKa naAM"Chirag dEen"ThA..Lekin jAb sE sCiENce nE tArKi kI HaI UnhOon nE Apna NaAM"BijLI DEen"Rakh Lia Hai.